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I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed
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when I was born, I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year
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Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are


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Behind every successful man, there would be a surprised woman
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I found the right person at the wrong time.
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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode
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I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me
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People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges
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I'm smiling 'cause I found somebody to blame
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When I'm a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I'm Driving I Hate Pedestrians